RAZOR: OUR CRAZY MASCOT

In the annals of the kingdom, there once existed a character of whimsy and wit, known as Razor, who held the esteemed position of court jester under the patronage of the King of Da Whole Wide World. Razor's jests were renowned far and wide for their cleverness and mirth, until one ill-fated jest aimed at the King himself proved to be his undoing. Considered an act of treason, Razor found himself cast out from the royal court, his world shattered and his spirit adrift.

Lost and desolate, Razor roamed the lands in search of solace, contemplating the consequences of his jest gone awry. Yet, in the depths of his despair, a spark of defiance ignited within him. Rallying against the notion of surrender, he resolved to carve his own path, unfettered by the expectations of kings.

Haunted by his past, Razor sought refuge where the long arm of the court could not reach – within the realm of dreams. There, amidst the ethereal landscapes of slumber, he found sanctuary, traversing through time and consciousness, a phantom in the night.

It was in one such dream that Razor encountered the legendary rock band, Dirty Trick, whose raw energy and rebellious spirit resonated with his own. Seizing the opportunity, Razor pledged his allegiance to the band, offering his services as a jester of sorts, a catalyst for their creative endeavors.

Embracing Razor as one of their own, Dirty Trick reveled in his antics, infusing their performances with an element of chaos and spontaneity that electrified audiences. From staging impromptu disruptions to orchestrating elaborate pranks, Razor breathed new life into their act, transforming monotony into mayhem.

But even amidst the cacophony of applause, Razor remained a fugitive in the eyes of the Dream Police, who doggedly pursued him across the astral plane. Employing cunning and guile, he danced on the edge of detection, his antics a constant thorn in the side of authority.

Yet, it was the unwavering support of Dirty Trick's fans, united in defiance against the Dream Police, that proved to be Razor's salvation. Together, they formed a bulwark against oppression, their solidarity a testament to the enduring power of camaraderie.

As Razor continues to stand alongside Dirty Trick, his message resounds clear and true – that no dream is too audacious, no spirit too irreverent. For in the heart of rebellion lies the promise of liberation, a truth echoed in every chord, every beat, every defiant cry:
We are not afraid of the Dream Police!